alise in neverland。

a for apple, b for bee, c for contemporaneously.......



大家小時候在學英文的時候應該都會經過這個階段吧
中午看到噗友Amitee的這篇文章
裡頭提到了aviation code
什麼是Aviation code呢？就是飛行員跟塔台聯絡時所使用的代碼
有時候我們總是B、D、T分不清楚  不然就是M、N容易混淆
這時Aviation code就派上用場啦
Aviation code：

a for alpha,  b for bravo, c for charlie, d for delta, e for echo, 
f for foxtrot, g for golf, h for hotel, i for india, j for juliet, k for kilo,
l for lima, m for mike, n for november, o for oscar, p for papa,
q for quebec, r for romeo, s for sierra, t for tango, u for uniform,
v for victor, w for whisky, x for x-ray, y for yankee, z for zulu.

因此呢，我的名字webber就變成 ：
whisky-echo-bravo-bravo-echo-ROMEO

然後在這個噗裡面
我就想說應該要發展個什麼food code啊或是nasty code
因此剛剛在公車上我就想個food code

a for apple pie
b for biscotti
c for cheesecake
d for dim-sum
e for espresso
f  for french toast
g for gelato
h for hazelnut
i  for ice cream
j  for jelly
k for krispy kreme
l  for lemon
m for mango
n for noodle
o for omelette
p for pecan pie
q for quiche
r for risortto
s for spaghetti
t for tiramisu
u for ugli-fruit
v for vanilla
w for waffle
x for xavier
y for yogurt
z for zucchini

因此在food code下，我叫做
waffle-espresso-biscotti-biscotti-espresso-risortto
好義大利的名字喔....

至於nasty code呢  這有點兒難度
我還上了craigslist去找一下性愛啟事..

a for AHHHHhhhhhhHHH...
b for booble, butt-plug, boner
c for condom, cock, cunt, cum
d for dick, dildo
e for escort, exhibitionist
f  for fag, f**k me hard, fetish
g for glory hole
h for hustler, horny, hardcore
i  for i can host
j  for jerking
k for knee-down
l  for leather, load
m for masturbate
n for nudity, nipple
o for orgasm, oral
p for penis, porn
q for queer
r for rimming
s for suck, sadism, sugar daddy, slut
t  for trim,toy, trade pics
u for undies, uncut
v for vacuum pump, virgina
w for wood
x  for xxx
y  for yeah......
z  for 太難了！

因此在nasty code裡面我叫：
wood-escort-bonner-bonner-escort-rimming
簡直就是個陽具崇拜的名字

大家不妨也自己套用一下這個code來玩玩吧
(可以只套用aviation code或food code就好....)


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